The Great Willow Dunes Wedding Cart Crash: A Boundless Recap
What started as a picture-perfect wedding at Willow Dunes ended in scandal and wreckage when one particularly overconfident guest decided that golf carts make excellent getaway vehicles.
They do not.
At 11:42 p.m., the guest peeled off in a club cart, declaring “I’m fine, I golf all the time!” before promptly wrapping it around a tree on the 9th fairway.
By morning, the scene was legendary:
- A totaled golf cart, missing a wheel.
- A spilled cocktail, untouched.
- A lone loafer, abandoned in the grass.
Security handled it swiftly, but Clive Wadsworth, the club’s Equipment Manager & Master of Perceived Productivity, was not satisfied.
Outraged, he launched a full-scale investigation (clipboard and all), despite the fact that:
- He hasn’t driven a golf cart in years.
- Security already knew what happened.
- Nobody asked him to do anything.
By Monday, a brand-new golf cart arrived, fully resolving the issue.
Clive? Still taking notes.
(Full story available at Willow Dunes CC. Spoiler: The loafer was never claimed.)